Michael Scott in his inimitable gloriousness: 2 / ∞
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
favorite fictional females | alison hendrix (orphan black)"And I thank you. For scrutinizing every detail of my life since the day I moved into this fishbowl. You have pried and snooped and gossiped about me like I was your own personal laboratory subject. How would you like it if I turned your life inside out? If I told all these people that Chad, your husband, slept with the spin class instructor long before me? Well, maybe he acts that way because you BLEW THE ROOFER AT THE CABIN!”
Tumblr rule #1: always reblog the creator
god hes so cute.
And then I grew up.
- Oh you never wanna do that
why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users